Contents

Title Page

Copyright Notice

Dedication

One: The Marietta Project

Two: Cigarettes and Playgirl

Three: Uphill Girls

Four: Downhill Thrills

Five: The Night Market

Six: The Good, the Bad, and the Hottie

Seven: Getting Nowhere Fast

Eight: Second Skin

Nine: Super Crush

Ten: Date with the Night

Eleven: That First Spark

Twelve: Nag, Nag, Nag

Thirteen: Rest in Pieces

Fourteen: Waste Not, Want Not

Fifteen: Life Is a Nightmare

Sixteen: Half Girl, Half Rant

Seventeen: Any Publicity Is Good Publicity

Eighteen: Amaris Syndrome

Nineteen: Girl Problems

Twenty: A Labor of Love

Twenty-One: Sweetness Goes to Rot

Twenty-Two: Head Plus Heart

Twenty-Three: Distance Is Relative

Twenty-Four: Live in the Flesh

Twenty-Five: Delete Me

Twenty-Six: Ashes and Dust

Twenty-Seven: Helga City

Twenty-Eight: Life After Life

Twenty-Nine: Who’s the Monster?

Thirty: Girls Against Everything

Thirty-One: You Plus Me

Acknowledgments

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