Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Chapter 1 - WE MEET THE RELUCTANT RESIDENTS
Chapter 2 - WE HAVE AN UNBEARABLE BANQUET
Chapter 3 - WE GET NO LOVE AND NO BEARS
Chapter 4 - WE DEBATE DEATH AND CABLE
Chapter 5 - WE DECLARE A DISCOVERY
Chapter 6 - WE WITNESS A WAGER
Chapter 7 - WE HEAR FROM A YAK
Chapter 8 - WE FEEL THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION
Chapter 9 - WE SEE A SHUSHING
Chapter 10 - WE AREN’T EVEN AT THE WORST PART
Chapter 11 - WE DISCUSS THE LOCAL NEWS
Chapter 12 - WE LEARN ABOUT LAMAS AND LEOPARDS AND LIFE ITSELF
Chapter 13 - WE BLAST SOME BLESSINGS THROUGH THE AIR
Chapter 14 - WE HAVE A TV DINNER
Chapter 15 - WE WONDER WHY THE LAMA SPEAKS FRANKLY
Chapter 16 - WE SEE A BRAND-NEW RERUN
Chapter 17 - WE DARE A DEAL
Chapter 18 - WE NOTICE WHAT THE NOTE’S NOT
Chapter 19 - WE DESCEND INDECENTLY
Chapter 20 - WE DON’T QUESTION THE WISDOM OF RAINBOWS
Chapter 21 - WE KNOW HE’S NO LAMA
Chapter 22 - WE’RE SHOWN SOME SHAMANS
Chapter 23 - WE ARE TRAPPED
Chapter 24 - WE’RE BEING WATCHED
Chapter 25 - WE’VE GOT A UNIVERSAL REMOTE AND WE KNOW HOW TO USE IT
Chapter 26 - WE’VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF TUNNELS AND BAD GUYS
Chapter 27 - WE’VE GOT TO TRUST THE YAK
Chapter 28 - WE SHARE A DISAPPOINTING DINNER
Chapter 29 - WE WONDER WHAT CELIA’S UP TO
Chapter 30 - WE DIDN’T PLAN FOR THE PLANE
Chapter 31 - WE WISH THIS WAS A BETTER STORY
Chapter 32 - WE ARE FAMILY
Chapter 33 - WE VISIT AN OLD FRIEND
Chapter 34 - WE VISIT A NEW FRIEND
Chapter 35 - WE CAN’T COOK EITHER
Chapter 36 - WE DON’T DO “DERRING-DO”
Chapter 37 - WE’RE AT OUR LAST CEREMONY
Chapter 38 - WE ARE NOT THE KEY
A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR
ABOUT THE AUTHOR