How to Retrieve a Ball Lost in the Washer
How to Tee Off in Front of a Crowd
How to Retrieve a Ball Stuck in a Tree
How to Retrieve a Ball from a Gopher Hole
How to Scale a Fence to Retrieve a Ball
How to Play Out of a Water Trap
How to Play Out of High Saw Grass
How to Carom the Ball Off a Wall
How to Stop Thinking about a Horrible Shot
How to Get a Cart Out of a Sand Trap
How to Keep Score without a Pencil
How to Get a Club Out of a Tree
How to Survive If You Run Out of Tees
How to Deal with an Alligator Near Your Ball
How to Deal with a Snake Near Your Ball
How to Survive If You Hit a Beehive
How to Prevent a Club from Flying Out of Your Hands
How to Avoid Getting Hit by a Ball
How to Survive Being Hit in the Goolies
How to Carry an Injured Golfer
If Accompanied by Another Person
How to Treat Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, and Poison Sumac
How to Put Out a Cigar Brush Fire
Too Many Clubs • Ball Hits Bird or Bird Catches Ball • Ball Lands in or near a Bird’s Nest • Using the Wrong Club • Using an Illegal Club or Equipment • Fallen Hat Moves Ball • Opponent Moves His Ball • Ball Lands in Manure • Using Putter Like a Pool Cue • Animal Steals Your Ball • Ball Lands on the Wrong Green • Ball Leaning against Flag Stick
Split Seam • Broken Shoelaces • Sunglasses That Won’t Stay On • Lost Glasses