Cover
Praise
Title Page
Copyright
Note to Readers
Dedication
Well, Quite
Well, Here We Are
Quite: Important (To Me)
Napping
You Mustn’t Stay With Him if …
Swagger
A Small Lecture About Art
Here Comes the Summer
A Fringe
Bridge
Holidays
Shoulders
Quite: Big
Strictly
Being Wrong
Friendship
Sports Day
The Tube
Fashion
Charlie Bucket and Elliott
Weddings
Quite: True
Parenthood
Squirrel Etiquette
You Must Stay With Him if
Power
Nurses
T-Shirts
Famous People
Quite: Inconvenient
Their Names
Dear Men,
Picnics
The Good Bad
Teachers
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Don’t Expect Him to Be Your 100 Per Cent
Quite: Bossy
Eyeliner
The Fridge
The Worst Kind of People (Yes, I’m Talking About Parents)
Do It in Black
In Praise of (Almost) Nothing…
Jackie Collins
Quite: Opinionated (I Know)
Shopping
Avoid
Skiing
To Be Honest
Help
They’re Going to Leave, Aren’t They?
And Finally…
Acknowledgements
About the Publisher