Table of Contents

Cover Page

Title Page

50 Ways to F**k the Planet

Dedication

Introduction

Tested on Animals

1 To bee or not to bee

2 A hard halibut to break

3 Space invaders

4 Chemical reaction

5 Tusk, tusk

6 The krilling fields

7 Seed the world

8 Blow me

9 Erode to hell

10 Seal you later

11 A whale tragedy

12 Water shame

13 One helluva fungi

14 Going ape

The Ends of the Earth

15 Spruced up

16 Con with the wind

17 Bottom trawling

18 Palm feeder

19 Eau naturel

20 Not soya good

21 Sea of change

22 Arrested development

23 Green light

24 Radiating fury

25 Climate of fear

26 Germ warfare

27 Not so slick

Politically Incorrect

28 Grin and beer it

29 When Porsche comes to shove

30 Greenwash

31 The final frontier

32 Appetite for destruction

33 Flying low

34 Nuclear wasters

35 Going bananas

36 Great wail of China

37 The sex factor

38 Pulp friction

39 The butt stops here

40 Warm front

41 Emission impossible

42 Oh my green god

43 Cold comfort

44 Food fright

45 Green gas

46 Material world

47 Eco worriers

48 Brothers in arms

49 Rock squalid

50 Blaze of glory

Resources

Index

Acknowledgements

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