Contents

  1. About Richard Owain Roberts
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Music To Crash To
  5. Drug cat
  6. Luke’s plastic face
  7. Well, you saw the clip
  8. Photo 419 of 834
  9. TripAdvisor *** rated gastro pub
  10. Define success though
  11. Email drafts written whilst listening to Classic FM 1:45-4:45AM
  12. The banana car still somehow smells of banana
  13. James Woods, what the hell
  14. The animals must have proper agency
  15. Messenger Extract
  16. Email draft written whilst listening to Classic FM 1:45-3:45AM
  17. Rare and literal second chance
  18. Class anthem
  19. This island could sink and we could live in a new underwater island city
  20. Co-op car park (~5% capacity)
  21. Legit house party (pt1/3)
  22. Email drafts written whilst sitting on a toilet 12:00AM
  23. Email drafts written whilst sitting on a toilet 12:15AM
  24. Legit house party (pt2/3)
  25. Email drafts written whilst sitting on a toilet 1:05AM
  26. Legit house party (pt3/3)
  27. Boutique Village Holds First Annual Seafood Festival
  28. A quiet island
  29. Kayaking (A Quiet Island)
  30. Dolphin sighting (A Quiet Island)
  31. Great mates, inseparable, football, table tennis
  32. Music to win to
  33. Norwegian fuckers
  34. Email from twelve months ago
  35. Feel strong aversion to this
  36. Trip Advisor **** restaurant
  37. Ready to die a violent death
  38. Tiny plastic comets
  39. Mixed Lego
  40. An arresting image
  41. Such pain and style
  42. Blue and Yellow Trail Arrows
  43. TRUDY
  44. Don’t ruin this smoothie for me
  45. Most Beautiful Suicide Method
  46. There’s still time (an email)
  47. There’s always time (a reply to an email)
  48. VNVBFOJDOSJDOJDOHKHJFJD
  49. Jason Statham
  50. I have to return some videotapes m8 (pt1/2)
  51. Email drafts written whilst listening to real life ‘ambient rain on car roof noise’ at 3:30-3:45AM
  52. Email Sent to Jack Black whilst listening to real life ‘ambient rain on car roof noise’ at 3:30-3:45AM
  53. I have to return some videotapes m8 (pt2/2)
  54. Wakeboarding (A Quiet Island)
  55. Night Swimmer (A Quiet Island)
  56. One thousand sheets at any given time
  57. Somehow a most beautiful image
  58. Six days ago
  59. (Any kind of hope is beautiful)
  60. Acknowledgements
  61. Advertisments
  62. Copyright