Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1: Drinks to Get the Party Started!

1. Virus Lemonade

2. Mexican Beer

3. Lector Chianti

4. Moloko Plus

5. Green Vomit Cocktail

6. Pig’s Blood Cocktail

7. Orange Juice

Chapter 2: Starters and Main Course

8. A Pizza on Elm Street

9. Psycho Sandwich

10. 28 Days Later Apple Salad

11. Dead Sushi

12. Poultrygeist

13. Return of the Tomato Soup

14. Possessed Steak

15. Chicken Salad

16. Spaghetti

17. Gooey Chicken Roast

18. Dumplings

19. Lo Mein

20. Mrs. Lovett Meat Pies

21. Pea Soup

22. Grindhouse Turkey

23. Cannibal Hamburger

24. Two Egg Omelet

Chapter 3: Desserts

25. Fortune Cookies

26. Chocolate Popcorn

27. Cotton Candy

28. Ice Cream Man

29. Monster Cake

30. Harvest Cake

Conclusion

About the Author

Author's Afterthoughts