Contents

FOREWORD

INTRODUCTION

THE FELLOWSHIP

MICK

TIM – FIRST FOUR WEEKS OF MADNESS

PAUL

DIET ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE

THE GRUMBLE AND GRUNT (FOOD FOR OLD FARTS)

JERRY

SHOW BOAT, MY CHINA

TIM – SECOND FOUR WEEKS THROUGH INSANITY

JOHN

THE THEORY AND THE PRACTICE

FIGHTING IRON

TIM – THIRD FOUR WEEKS TO UNDERSTANDING

FINALE

RECIPES

INDEX