CONTENTS

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Revenge is Best Served WARM
  5. Grab Life By the MILK BALLS: Cookies, Bars & Balls
    1. What a Total MONSTER
    2. Kiss My MOLASSES
    3. I Honestly Don't Give a FIG
    4. The BAR has Been Lowered
    5. World's Biggest FLAKE
    6. It Takes a LATTE Balls
    7. Nobody's BUTTER CUP
    8. I CANNOLI Be Happy When We're Though!
    9. Everyday I Regret Us S'MORE
  6. Forgetting You was a PIECE OF CAKE: Cakes & Cupcakes
    1. I Couldn't CARROT All Cake
    2. You're the DEVIL FOOD CAKE
    3. Stop Texting Me, You CREPE
    4. What a Piece of SHEET CAKE
    5. Shut that Stupid CAKE Hole
    6. The Absolute CRUMB of the Earth
    7. Suck It Up and Grow a PEAR
    8. You're Driving Me BANANAS
    9. Don't Try to BUTTER ME UP
    10. Nutty as a FRUIT CAKE
  7. I Never KNEADED You Anyway: Breads & Pastries
    1. Don't Call Me HONEY BUNS
    2. The Two of Us are TOAST
    3. What a Total D-BAGEL
    4. DONUT Call Me Again
    5. Bite Me, Scum MUFFIN
    6. Not My Cup of TEA
    7. They Didn't Cut the MUSTARD
    8. MYOB (Mind Your Own BISCUITS)
    9. Such a Cold-TARTED Bastard
    10. World's Greatest POS (Piece of STRUDEL)
    11. Please TURNOVER a New Leaf
    12. It's Not You, It's BRIE
  8. Buh-Bye, SWEET STUFF: Candies, Creams & More
    1. Go FUDGE Yourself
    2. What an Absolute NUT Job
    3. What a Bunch of SOUR GRAPES
    4. I Ain't PUDDING Up with This
    5. Rotten to the COEUR
    6. You DIM SUM, You Lose Some
    7. A Hot MESS
    8. When I Think of Us, ICE CREAM
    9. We're Dead & BERRIED
    10. I'm Not FONDUE You
    11. I Hate You a LATTE
    12. Such a PIZZA Crap!
    13. FRUCK Off!
  9. Tags
  10. Acknowledgments
  11. About the Author
  12. Credits
  13. Index
  14. Copyright
  15. Back Cover

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