CONTENTS

The Confessions Of Henry Hooter The Third

The Vertical–Take–Off Sparrow

Sick Canary

The Corkscrew–Bird

Goose To Greenland Going

Connemara Child

Late Again!

Old Frog

Yakity Yak

The Depths Of Henry Hooter

Waddle

Stick–In–The–Mud–Spud

An Invitation To Discuss Life With An Eel

National Anthem (Nearly) For Nepal

Larry The Locust

To Katawangadoo - And Back!

Gooseberry

Chopped Carrot

What The Weasel Painted

The Asparagus Is Learning French

Hedgy

What Did You Slay?

Polar Bear

Onion

Now It’s Snowing

Pre–Marital Tension

Litter–Bug

Sos Lost Whale!

Miss Pear

The Fire–Eating Moth

Late Again! (Yet Again)

Cabbage

Canute

Wuff

Auld Lang Syne

Shady Banana

Sea Bee

Professor X Goes Splat!

The Cautionary Tale Of The Horseradish

Charles The Woodworm

Bully

Harry

Dolly The Donkey Dances, Again

Us Voles

Mule

Henry Hooter Had A Flea

First

The Return of the Dodo

The Duck-Billed Platypus

The Tale of a Rat

Letter from a Mouse

Centipede