Table of Contents

Introduction

Prologue: “From Macarons to Marrow”

CHAPTER 1: A Brief History of Gastronomy

A time line of highs and lows in food history, from prehistoric times to the birth of the modern era

“Ruthie & Julia”

The History of Gastronomy: A Time Line

 

CHAPTER 2: Carniwhores, Gastrosexuals, and Curd Nerds: A Field Guide to the Modern Foodie

A typology of the varied species of food obsessives whom you may encounter in your culinary journeys

“A Brave New World”

A Field Guide to the Modern Foodie

 

CHAPTER 3: Navigating the Edible Industrial Complex

Explorations of the contemporary world of food, including the rise of the celebrity chef, food trends, understanding restaurant criticism, and how to communicate with waiters

“El Bulli Death Trip”

The Rise of the Celebrity Chef

So You Want to Be a . . . Celebrity Chef

Trend Mapping: A Food Trend’s Journey

Breastaurants: Boom or Bust?

How to Read a Restaurant Review

So You Want to Be a . . . Restaurant Critic

Deciphering the Menu

How to Deal with Waiters

Etiquette Points: The Art of Eating with Others

Restaurant-Speak Decoded

Culinary Travels: “That’s Not My Risotto” and Other Local Food Idioms

How to Survive a Vegan Apocalypse

 

CHAPTER 4 : The Gastronomical Me

How to be a gastronome, including understanding basic culinary anatomy and how to train your mind, body, and palate to optimize your gastronomical pleasure points

“A Zest for Life”

Food 101: Introduction to Culinary Anatomy

Exercising Your Palate: Five Simple Techniques to Bulk Up Your Taste Buds

So You Want to Be a . . . Food Memoirist

Culinary Code: A Guide to Food Acronyms

Mind, Body, Palate: Gastro-Yoga with Rick Bayless

The Art of Getting Gastrostoned

On Parenting: Raising a Gastronome

A Basic Guide to Portion Size

Me, MyPlate, and I

 

CHAPTER 5: Matters of Taste

Lessons in food and flavor, from cheese to chocolate, herbs, and meat

“Down and Out in London”

Cup This: How to Taste Coffee

Cutting the Cheese

All about Meat

Herbs for Seasoning and for Smoking

Pasta 2.0: New Pasta Shapes

So You Want to Be a . . . Hipster Butcher

Food-Safety Checklist

Holiday Cooking Tips: Be a Master Baster

Orgasmic Chocolate: From Foreplay to Climax

You Are What You Eat

Should You Eat That Chicken? A Decision-Making Flowchart

 

CHAPTER 6: The World of Wine and Spirits

The essentials of tasting wine and spirits, understanding the language of wine-speak, and pairing wine with food

“How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Hedonistic Fruit Bombs”

How to Taste a Glass of Wine

An Introduction to Wine-Speak

Wine Words: A Cheat Sheet

The Art of Wine Pairing

So You Want to Be a . . . Wine Critic

That’s the Spirit: A Guide to the Hard Stuff

Some Sex on the Beach Variations

Cocktail Lingo: A Cheat Sheet

 

APPENDIX: What’s Your GQ?

Take this simple questionnaire to find your gastronomical quotient (GQ), which measures your culinary knowledge, gastronomical prowess, and gustatory morality

 

Acknowledgments