Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Introduction

Tiny Noshings

Goldfish Mix

Sneaky, Salty Bitch Bites

Cucumber Cream Cheese Finger Sandwiches

Caesar You Later Salad

She’s a Rainbow Fruit Board

Pigs in Roy’s Blankie

Olive Branch Savory Scones

Sam’s Oven-Baked Ratatouille

Richard’s Fancy Stinky Cheese Board with Faux Gras

Faux Gras

Jacket Potatoes

Cheesy Corn

Gentleman’s Relish Bruschetta with Burrata

Southern Slaw

Slap-Up Meals

Ted’s Bull’s-Eye BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

BBQ Sauce

Mum’s Shepherd’s Pie with Cheesy Top

Chicken Tikka Masala with Rice

Ollie’s Father-in-Law’s Curry Powder

Basmati Rice

Nate the Great’s Hot Dog, Three Ways

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Sam’s Jollof Rice with Chicken

Jan Maas’s Fried Chicken

Crown and Anchor Fish and Chips

Ball in a Goal

Greek Meatballs with Tzatziki

Fettuccine Alfredo

Desserts

Biscuits with the Boss

Tough Cookie Biscotti

Higgins’s Mini Cupcakes

Earl Grey Truffles

Cherry Tartt

Sexy Christmas Chocolate Fondue

Coach Beard’s Checkmate Chess Pie

Knickerbocker Glory

BELIEVE Cupcake Sheet Cake

Volcano Cakes for Two

Bread Pudding

Sticky Toffee Pudding

Strawberry Eton Mess

Keebecca Pie

Lion vs. Panda Cake

Bevvies

Classic Boss Bitch

Earl’s Greyhound

Rosemary Simple Syrup

Sugared Rosemary

Bloody Roy

Nuts and Berries Cocktail

Phoebe’s Hot Chocolate

Sex on the Pitch

Dani’s Cheeky Mexican Ponche

Frozen Red & Blue Margaritas

Diamond Dogs’ Highball

Wickedly Fresh Mojito

Big Pink French 75

Bits + Bobs

Sexy Christmas and Charcuterie Board

International Holiday Party

Girls’ Night Out

Game-Night Party

Office Party

English Teatime

Ted’s DIY Pink Box

Acknowledgments

Index

About the Authors

Copyright

About the Publisher