Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Thank-yous
London: Second World War
Map
Part One: Time to Dare
Chapter 1: Wibble Wobble
Chapter 2: Muddle
Chapter 3: Party Tricks
Chapter 4: Blowing Raspberries
Chapter 5: Granny Spittle
Chapter 6: Mum and Dad
Chapter 7: Penguin Poop
Chapter 8: Frozen in Fear
Chapter 9: Batter
Chapter 10: A Rude Magic Trick
Chapter 11: Bang!
Chapter 12: Deep Doo-Doo
Chapter 13: Gnarl
Chapter 14: Ear Trumpet
Chapter 15: Curl Up Into a Ball
Chapter 16: Stop that Boy!
Chapter 17: Sid’s Secret
Chapter 18: Honk! Honk! Honk!
Part Two: Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears
Chapter 19: A Kingdom of Creatures
Chapter 20: Hide-and-Seek
Chapter 21: Charge!
Chapter 22: The Plan
Part Three: Never Surrender
Chapter 23: Balloon
Chapter 24: Downed Bomber
Chapter 25: Jump!
Chapter 26: Follow the River
Chapter 27: Under Attack
Chapter 28: Deepest Doo-Doo
Chapter 29: A Hefty Catch
Chapter 30: Hairy Jelly
Chapter 31: The End?
Chapter 32: Sucking on a Wasp
Chapter 33: Trouble
Chapter 34: Pink Frilly Nightdress
Chapter 35: Fruit-and-Nut Cake
Chapter 36: Boy Bridesmaid
Chapter 37: Rugby Tackle
Chapter 38: The Taste of Cardboard
Chapter 39: Keep the Shoe
Chapter 40: Stunned Nuns
Chapter 41: Bottom Raspberry
Chapter 42: Lost Property
Chapter 43: Twitching Moustache
Part Four: A Monstrous Tyranny
Chapter 44: Strictly Forbidden
Chapter 45: The Willies
Chapter 46: Cobwebs
Chapter 47: Boing! Boing! Boing!
Chapter 48: Dead Eyes
Chapter 49: Ghoulish Grins
Chapter 50: Poisoned Tea
Chapter 51: Cracking the Code
Chapter 52: Nazis in Bognor Regis
Chapter 53: Shoot that Gowilla!
Chapter 54: Bullets in the Back
Part Five: The Darkest Hour
Chapter 55: Prisoners Under the Waves
Chapter 56: The Biggest Bomb in the World
Chapter 57: Ticklish
Chapter 58: Bottom on Fire
Chapter 59: Chomp!
Chapter 60: Big Red Button
Chapter 61: A Watery Grave
Chapter 62: Tidal Wave
Part Six: A Love of Tradition
Chapter 63: The Most Famous Address in the World
Chapter 64: Badly Behaved Guests
Chapter 65: Top Secret
Chapter 66: Party at the Palace
Chapter 67: Banana Split
Epilogue
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