CONTENTS
Cover
Title Page
Welcome
The Officially True History of the War between the Tapper Twins (Claudia and Reese)
Prologue
1 The Gathering Storm
1½ The Storm Is Still Gathering
1¾ The Storm Stops Gathering and Starts Storming
2 Peaceful Diplomacy Is a Total Fail
3 Operation Fishy Revenge
4 The Fishy Aftermath
5 Reese Strikes Back (Sort Of) (But Not Really)
6 Fitler Joins the War
7 The ClickChat Atrocity
8 Attila the Fembot
9 Operation Stupid Haircut
10 The War Comes to Planet Amigo
11 (Planet Amigo’s) God Is on My Side
12 The Terrible Vengeance of Invisible Death
13 Attack of the Whiners
14 The Thursday Night Massacre
15 The Friday Morning Catastrophe
16 Peace in Our Time
Epilogue
A Sneak Peek of
The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York
About the Author
Special Thanks
Photo Credits
Illustration Credits
Copyright
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