CONTENTS
Cover
Title Page
Welcome
An Oral History of the First Annual Culvert Prep Middle School Scavenger Hunt for Charity
Prologue
1 I Have an Excellent Idea (with a Little Help From My Brother)
4 Scavenger Hunt Fever Grips Culvert Prep
5 We Assemble an Awesome Team (After a Slightly Huge Argument)
6 The Chaperone Situation
7 The Mysterious Black Car
8 Reese and Dad Almost Miss the Whole Thing
9 My Brother’s Team Is Weird and Disgusting
10 My Team’s Very Bad (and Then Very Good) Start
11 Black Market Cronut
12 Zombie Lawyer Fembots
13 My Dad Makes a Seriously Bad Judgment Call
13½ My Dad Wants You to Know He Is Not a Horrible Person
14 Mom and I Get in a Huge Fight in the Bloomingdale’s Furniture Department
15 My Brother’s Team Gets in Serious Trouble
16 Sabotage in Times Square
17 My Brother Is Trapped in a Delivery Truck Headed for the Holland Tunnel
18 Jens and I Come Up with a Brilliant, Game-Changing Plan
19 My Brother’s Team Hits a New Low
20 Parvati Gets a Little Too Loud
21 Nightmare on Grove Street
22 Beast Squad: The Final Humiliation
23 Dad Gets a Serious Talking To
24 Photo Finish
25 Shock and Awe (and Lawsuits)
Epilogue: A Whole Bunch of Valuable Lessons
A Sneak Peek Of
The Tapper Twins Run for President
About the Author
Special Thanks
RIP
Photo Credits
Illustration Credits
Copyright
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