Introduction

001 Kiss June

Johnny Cash

002 Termes of a kerVer

Wynkyn de Worde

004 Who Killed JFK?

Evelyn Lincoln

005 The Armory Show

Pablo Picasso

006 Anti-Flirt Club

Alice Reighly

008 Shopping Trip to Dunhuang

Ratnavr.ks.a and Praketu

017 The Dream Book

Author Unknown

020 Wartime Golf Rules

Richmond Golf Club

022 Frankly, my dear…

Selznick International Pictures

024 Nursery Rhyme Violence

Geoffrey Handley-Taylor

028 Einstein’s Demands

Albert Einstein

031 The Salem Witches

Author Unknown

036 Gobblefunk

Roald Dahl

044 Newton’s Sins

Sir Isaac Newton

045 The Pillow Book

Sei Sh-onagon

047 Advice to Young Ladies

The Ladies’ Pocket Magazine

053 Outfit for an Excursion

Henry David Thoreau

058 REASONS FOR ADMISSION

West Virginia Hospital for the Insane

065 How to Write

David Ogilvy

071 How to attain smartness

Edna Woolman Chase

072 Contempt for:

Walker Evans and James Agee

073 The Bohemian Dinner

Charles Green Shaw

075 Thurber’s Rules

James Thurber

076 the godfather

Francis Ford Coppola

078 AVAILABLE NAMES

Charles Dickens

080 A Love List

Eero Saarinen

081 Cocktail!

F. Scott Fitzgerald

083 Braines.

A.T. (Practitioner in phisicke and chirurgerie.)

086 The Don’ts and Be Carefuls

Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America

087 Marry/Not Marry

Charles Darwin

094 Vertigo

Paramount

095 Seven Social Sins

Mohandas Gandhi

099 Scott’s Turkey Recipes

F. Scott Fitzgerald

100 Elvis: fat

John Lennon

102 Basket. Ball.

James Naismith

103 DON’TS FOR WOMEN RIDERS

Unique Cycling Club of Chicago

104 Franklin’s 13 Virtues

Benjamin Franklin

106 My Favorite Books

Edith Wharton

108 A Liberal Decalogue

Bertrand Russell

110 Midwesternisms

David Foster Wallace

112 Things to worry about

F. Scott Fitzgerald

116 FELLOWSHIP ASSETS

Frank Lloyd Wright

117 The Bookshop

Italo Calvino

119 Utopian Turtle-top

Marianne Moore

125 We’re Cookin!

Richard Watts


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Acknowledgements