CONTENTS

Righteous Introduction

The Hand that Rocks the Ladle Is the Hand that Rules the World

The Bitchin’ Basics

The Kitchen Code

Chapter 1: The Single Life

Chapter 2: One-Night-Stand Breakfasts

Chapter 3: Anxiety Blasters

Chapter 4: Furious Foods

Chapter 5: Bag ’Em Tag ’Em Meals

Chapter 6: Impress the In-laws.

Chapter 7: Break-Up Bonanza.

Chapter 8: Make-Up Soups

Chapter 9: Halloween Hootenanny

Chapter 10: PMScapades

Chapter 11: Sex-Life Savers: A Chapter for the Boys

Chapter 12: Italian Christmas Eve

Chapter 13: Deflate Your Mate

Chapter 14: Valentine’s Day

Chapter 15: Geek Grillade

Chapter 16: Broke-Ass Dishes

Chapter 17: Get Famous Foods

Chapter 18: Gold Diggers Inc

Chapter 19: Rehab Recipes

Chapter 20: Underdog Vegetables

For Newbies

Essential Cooking Gear

Introductory Grocery List

Bitchin’ Glossary

Metric Conversion Tables

About the Author